Jimmy Kimmel 搞笑节目－你觉得Apple 新的 "iTime 智能手表” 如何？

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Jimmy Kimmel 美国talk show的主持人，最近特意做了一个搞笑的小测试，看看大家是多么喜欢Apple的产品，即使是一个用卡西欧手表，贴上Apple商标伪装的iWatch，大家都是很高兴拥有。这个要放在国内访问一下那些什么什么品牌的爱好者，呵呵，就有趣了，估计国内不敢这样做，翻译下：

Jimmy:

苹果电脑又度过了一个非常棒的周末，最近的EARN上的报告说，昨天他们上季度的收益大于370亿美元，每一股收益赚了28美元，看上去不错。

最近传说，他们正在做一些令人兴奋的产品，令人信服的消息称，他们在做2种大屏幕的iPhone，也不错...

我真心讨厌我的iPhone现在大小合适，能够非常好的装在我的口袋里（哈哈），我真心希望它翘出来，真的！

目前的iPhone大小事4英寸的屏幕，苹果将要生产4.7和5.5大小的屏幕，大屏幕就是很棒...嗯...因为这大概增加了你在看屏幕的时候，被车撞的超过30%的可能（哈哈）...

这“实际上”是一个超“聪明”的计划，因为现在他们做了大屏幕手机，2年之后，他们可以发布一个Iphone mini版本，大小和现在我们的4英寸的一样，然后我们就会在那里排三天的长队来买它（哈哈），因为我们就是这样...

秋季，Apple期待生产一个新的我们叫做智能手表的产品，据他们说，这将颠覆我们目前我们那种在使用电子设备上，“笨拙的”，大量的重复我们自己行为的使用方式...

他们发现，按照模式，这个设备可能白称为iTime，但是没有人知道它将被叫做什么，没有人知道它能做什么，也就是说，这个东西还不存在，所以我们觉得我们可以用它来找点乐趣，我们走上好莱坞Boulevard，我们给人们展示一种设备，我们叫它“新的apple的智能手表”，实际上，就是一个价值20美元的卡西欧手表，后面贴了一个Apple标签！

那么，人们真的这么喜欢Apple的产品么？他们因此注意不到这个么？让我们拭目一看...

记者：这是apple最新的（产品），叫做iTime智能手表...你想看下么？

路人：太棒了...

记者：这个手表棒在什么地方？

路人：就好像，这个东西我可以买的起，而且它很轻...

记者：你喜欢它这种方式么，告诉你日期还有时间？（哈哈，所有手表都会...)

路人：是啊！我想着真的是很需要的特性呢

记者：你喜欢它这样显示时间和日期么？

答：当然，当然喜欢，而且很轻，它看上去有点想老款的，不过它还是有某种风格，你懂得...

记者：就是那种经典的苹果风格？

答：是的...

路人：它的表带很不错，橡胶的...我很喜欢这种大数字显示，很容易看见...

记者：它不只是显示时间，分钟，秒钟，而且你知道么，它还显示日期和星期，它对你而言很精彩么？

路人：是啊！它....我相当愿意带着它...

记者：你对于它始终都在aireplane（航空）模式下，感到兴奋么？

路人：全时间的airplane模式？噢...这太好了..这太好了...绝对可以省电了

记者：它还有一个闹钟...

路人：闹钟，嗯...你需要被叫醒，所以...

记者：它还有倒计时，还有秒表，还是防水的，这些对你而言超赞么？

路人：我想当的震撼，这些都是我想要一个手表所拥有的东西...（这个地方我觉得最搞笑，哈哈）

记者：你喜欢这样的事实，就是它是防水的么，还有背灯，还有一个计时器？

路人：嗯，我只是喜欢它后面可以看到苹果的标识...

路人：我是说，这是...苹果的都是好的，对吧？

记者：如果是苹果的，就是好的...

记者：能告诉我你喜欢这个表的那些方面么？

路人：真的，因为它是苹果的么，你懂的，苹果就是我爱的那个商标，我有苹果电脑，有苹果手机，有苹果平板，所以因为它是苹果造的，所以让我觉得很棒的...

记者：所以你要买任何东西（从苹果来的）？

路人：我会买苹果所有的东西呢！

记者：即使是它是一个卡西欧手表，后面贴了一个苹果的标识...

路人：.....

Jimmy：我想答案已经出来了...而且我们没能把那个表要回来....

英文翻译如下：

Apple Computers is having a good week day, reported EARN yesterday they have more than 37billion dollars in revenue last quarter, they earned dollar 28 per share, which is very good. And a Rumor to be working on some exciting new products, it’s believe that Apple is soon in production on two large version of the iPhone, which is good, because thats is, I hate how well my iPhone fits in my pocket right now, I wish it jag it, I really do. The current iPhone has 4inch screen, and they think that new iPhone will have 4.7 and 5.5 in screen, larger screen is great, because its able to allow you to be about 30% more likely to be hit by a car while you are looking at your phone…it’s actually a brilliant plan, because they make a bigger phone, and then 2 years, they release iPhone mini which its the size is the phone we have now, we will wait in line like three days for it, because thats how we are…

In the fall, apple expected to date what people are calling a smart watch, which they say, will revolutionize the way we slowly and loudly repeat ourselves into electronic devices…

They found, for a pattern, it indicates that the device might be called iTime, but nobody knows what it’s gonna call, or what its gonna do, again this is a product that doesn’t exist yet, so we fell we’d have some fun with it, we went up to Hollywood Boulevard today, we showed people a device that we claimed thats a new apple watch, which really is, is a caiso Watch that it cost 20$ and we stuck a apple logo on the back of it, but do people love apple product so much, that they will look beyond that? Let’s find out…

: So here is the latest from apple, it’s iTime smart watch…would you like to take a look?

: Awesome…

: What awesome about this watch?

: it’s like, something that affordable, it’s light weight..

: Do you like it tells a day as well as time?

: Yeah, I think that’s a needy feature actually

: Do you like it displays time as well as date?

: I do, indeed, it’s very light, it’s kinda like a old school, but it’s still in a style you know..

: Its’ classical apple style?

: right…..

: That’s nice rubble, hmm, wrist band…I do like the big numbers, it’s easy to see

: It displays not only the hour, but minute and second, you can also know its day and week indeed, is it impress to you?

: yeah! it’s, it’s… I would wear it…

: are you excited thats its always airplane mode?

: always airplane mode, oh, that’s good, that’s good…definitely saved on battery..

: It has an alarm?

: A alarm, you need wake up, so…

: It also has count down, it has a stop watch, it’s water-resistant, are you impressed by those features?

: I am pretty impressed, those everything that I would ask for a watch…

: Do you like the fact, that it’s water resistant, it has backlight and it has a timer?

: I just like that it has Apple is seeing on the back..

: I mean, the apple is good? right?

: If it’s apple, it’s good..

: Why don’t you tell me about what you like about this watch?

: Really, because it’s Apple, you know, Apple is a brand name that I love, and I have the computer, I have the phone, and I have the iPad, so because it’s Apple, that will be well-impress me…

: So you will buy anything (from Apple)?

: I will buy pretty much everything from Apple…

: Even a casio watch with it stuck on the back..