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（p.s. 附带手写翻译，有错轻喷）
Admin: Hi.
（嗨）
Doctor: How do you do? What brings you to see me?
（你好呀，是什么带你来看我？）
Admin: The wind.
（风。）
Doctor: Why do you say the wind?
（你为什么说是风？）
Admin: the wind touched my face and whispered to me that, there was a doctor in my computer.
（清风拂过我的脸庞，对着我耳语：那里有个医生，在我的电脑。）
Doctor: Is it because there was a doctor in your computer that you came to me?
（这就是你过来找我的原因吗？） [第一次提到]
Admin: you can ask the wind.
（你可以去问风。）
Doctor: Earlier you said there was a doctor in your computer?
（你之前说有个医生在你电脑里？） [第二次提到]
Admin: Yes.
（是的。）
Doctor: I see... Well, what makes you believe this is so?
（恩……那么，你怎么这么想呢？）
Admin: Don‘t ask me the same question again, please.
（请不要问我相同的问题。）
Doctor: Don‘t tell me what to do. I am the doctor here!Maybe your life has something to do with this.
（不要对着我指指点点，我是个医生咧！也许你生活有着某些东西驱使你这么去做。）
Admin: You think too much.
（你想多了。）
Doctor: Perhaps your plans have something to do with this.
（那或许你的计划里有些什么让你这么做吧。）
Admin: Maybe.
（或许吧。）
Doctor: Can you elaborate on that?
（你能详细讲讲么？）
Admin: No, I don‘t want to tell you the things about that.
（不，我不想跟你讲这件事。）
Doctor: I would appreciate it if you would continue.Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say you would appreciate it if I would continue?
（你要继续我会很感激的……这就是你周围和你玩的好的对你说如果我继续你会很感激的原因么？）
【译者注：我并不知道他在说什么 = =】
Admin: No, I wouldn‘t.
（不，不想。）
Doctor: Does it bother you that there was a doctor in my computer?
（你电脑里的医生是不是让你很烦恼啦？） [第三次提到]
Admin: Well, you have enough self-knowledge.
（你挺有自知之明的。）
Doctor: Is it because of problems at school that you are going through all this?
（你所经受的这一切是不是因为你在学校受到了什么刺激啊？）
Admin: How do you know I am at school now?
（你怎么知道我在学校啊？）
Doctor: What do you think?
（你觉得呢？）
Admin: Because you can see me by the camera?
（因为你在摄像头里看到我了？）
Doctor: When did you first know that I can see you by the camera?
（你第一次知道我在摄像头里看到你了是什么时候？）
Admin: Just now because of your words.
（就是因为刚刚你所说的。）
Doctor: Are you sure that is the real reason?
（你确定这是真正的原因？）
Admin: Sure.
（确定。）
Doctor: Go on, don‘t be afraid.
（继续，不要虚。）
Admin: Afraid what?
（虚什么？）
Doctor: Are you sure that you are afraid of something?
（你确定你在因为什么而虚？）
Admin: I don‘t think so.
（我不觉得我很虚。）
Doctor: Do you really think you do not think so?
（你真的认为你不觉得你自己很虚么？）
Admin: I don‘t think so, and please don‘t ask me the same question again, my dear doctor.
（我真的不觉得……而且我亲爱的Doctor求你别问相同的问题了。）
Doctor: What makes you think there was a doctor in your computer?
（是什么让你觉得电脑里有个医生？） [第四次提到]
Admin: You have asked just now.
（你刚问过了。）
Doctor: How do you reconcile my words?
（你怎么理解我的话的？）
Admin: Pardon?
（什么鬼？）
Doctor: I need a little more detail please.
（我需要你说多一点。）
Admin: Well, I think you are illogical, unreasonable and self-centered.
（好吧，我觉得你逻辑混乱，不明觉厉，自私自利。）
Doctor: Why do you say that?
（你为啥这么说？）
Admin: You should ask yourself.
（问你自己。）
Doctor: Earlier you said there was a doctor in my computer?
（你之前说过你电脑里有个医生？） [第五次提到]
Admin: Goodbye.
（滚粗。）
Doctor: My secretary will send you a bill.
（我的秘书会给你一张清单。）
Admin: Hehe.
（呵呵。）
Doctor: You‘re being a bit brief, perhaps you could go into detail.
（你说话太简洁了，也许你应该说详细点。）
Admin: ...
（……）
Doctor: Can you are more explicit?
（你能说多点么？）
Admin: ...
（……）
Doctor: And?
（然后？）
Admin: Nothing.
（没什么。）
Doctor: Please, go into more detail?
（求你啦，多说点啦？）
Admin: ...
（……）
Doctor has dead. （医生阵亡。）
[和Emacs的故事] There is a Doctor in My Computer.
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原文地址：http://www.cnblogs.com/jinkun113/p/4681287.html
